TYRION LANNISTER QUOTES S07E03 FULL

I guess I would like a little more insight into how the news cycle in Westeros works, and whether there is some kind of old-school Wiki by which the city population found out who these women are. In what is apparently the only form of community-building and shared use of public space in Westeros, everyone has gathered in the streets to throw garbage at Yara, Ellaria, and Tyene. He just sort of lies there, like a prune, and we cut to King’s Landing.

The guy has been floating around for so long, he’s basically a huge, incredibly pale prune. Poor Theon gets hauled out of the ocean by an unnamed Ironborn sailor. It’s notable only because Mel says that both she and Varys will die at some point, in the country they’re in. Somewhere in all this, Varys and Melisandre have a weird conversation about nothing. I think we all know what’s really going on here, and it’s that Jon Snow is a little bit of a brat. I get that Jon has a lot of Northern lords to keep happy, but it seems like he could have just bent the knee? What does it matter to anyone in Winterfell whether Daenerys, who is hundreds of miles away, still trying to take control of even one of her kingdoms, wants to call herself Jon Snow’s supervisor? Would Jon even have to tell them? Daenerys would probably have to listen a lot more closely to the White Walker spiel if she considered herself responsible for the Northmen’s safety, and it’s not like Jon even has an army with him that she can demand he ship off to King’s Landing. Irritated, he informs her, “You’ll be ruling over a graveyard.” (+10) And Davos, trying to recover from messing everything up for most of the time he’s been here, jumps in like, yeah, uh huh, yeah, “It doesn’t matter whose skeleton sits on the Iron Throne!” (+10) Okay, you two. More importantly, Daenerys doesn’t believe Jon’s White Walker story. Hmm, daenerys should be careful with words like “last” I would try to avoid betting anything serious on that one. I mean… be cool.” Hers is, “I am the last Targaryen, Jon Snow.” Oh, interesting. I just don’t think centuries-old oaths should hold up. His basic line of reasoning is, “Your dad was crazy, but never mind, you’re right, that’s not relevant. Image: HBOĭaenerys and Jon swap equally incoherent arguments about whether Jon Snow should “bend the knee,” become Warden of the North instead of King in the North (can someone explain the difference, other than I guess, taxes?), and help Dany fight Cersei. He’s King in the North.” Minutes later, he will accidentally reveal that Jon used to be dead.

TYRION LANNISTER QUOTES S07E03 FULL

After Missandei rattles off Daenerys’ full three minutes of titles and catchphrases, Davos pipes up with “This is Jon Snow. Luckily, Davos flubs it right out of the gate as Jon’s ill-prepared hype man.

I guess we better hope this conversation goes poorly just to mix it up? We’ve seen her hold court what feels like dozens of times, and she’s spent the last several of these meetings steadily picking up allies without much guff. Unfortunately, so much of what happens on Game of Thrones is just the same five to seven things - backstabbing, front-stabbing, poisoning, smooching, horseback riding, eating bread - and the prospect of another throne-room meeting with Daenerys does not seem thrilling. Image: HBOīy the way, she made Jon and his coterie give up all their weapons and the rowboat that would ferry them back to their ship, so, uh, they’re trapped here. Our girl has one move, but its charms haven’t worn off yet, if you ask me. (And it wasn’t really that funny or cool the first time.) They also talk about girls they have or haven’t boned, and Tyrion informs Jon that his marriage to Sansa was “unconsummated.” Jon gets the first points of the night (+5) for some good comedic timing and this facial expression: Image: HBOĭaenerys, who has a lot of time on her hands, has choreographed a fun stunt in which Drogon almost knocks Jon Snow’s head off. Tyrion and Jon have a moment on the beach that reminds me of every time I’ve ever seen two old frat bros hanging out: they swap a few insults and talk about Tyrion peeing off the side of the Wall, a story we’ve all heard at least 40 times. Jon is arriving from Winterfell - which he left at the end of the last episode - so I suppose we’re meant to assume that at least a month has passed in the last week. On that note, we kick the night off in Dragonstone. Cersei is a better military strategist than tyrion, it turns out

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